You tired? Want a piggyback ride? I don’t mind, trust. Jump on, and hold on tight. This is going to be one hell of a ride. I might not be the strongest, but i’ll try extra hard for you. Don’t ask if you’re too fat, too heavy, too anything, you’re not. Rest your head on my back. Relax. I won’t drop you. I got you.
I’m too fut and you’re a scrawny vegetarian :c
…çünkü onun kareli gömleği var.